![]() ![]() : You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone.Īpril: Andy and I put all of our stuff in garbage bags, and every day I put on the first five random things I pull out.You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone. Hi, my name’s Bobby Newport, and as you can see I’m in Switzerland at my family’s private hunting estate, but I haven’t caught any yet. : Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life.Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life. : Andy, have you never washed your hands before?.Leslie: Andy, have you never washed your hands before? And I know what you’re thinking: I’m a 38-year-old man, and I’ve literally never once washed my hands in my entire life. Well, kids, Johnny Karate wants you to know you must stay strong and be nice to your parents. Your parents are home as well, and they’re trying to teach you, and it turns out they can’t teach you jack because they are so dumb. How strange is that? You actually miss school. Johnny Karate: Listen, I know things are weird now. : Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies. ![]() Joan Callamezzo: Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies. ![]() Every night I do a show for them called “Joan on Joan for Joan.” I recount legendary Joan Callamezzo moments like how I scored by EGOT. Joan Callamezzo: Yes, a few years ago I accused Jennifer Lopez of stealing my look, and I got quite a back and forth with her attorney. Leslie: Do you have someone you can talk to Joan? Mark: Well, you know I wouldn't say romantically involved. Shauna: OK, well, since we're, you know romantically involved, I won't print any of it ![]()
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